Where Is My Diet Coke?

 

Okay so I have to ask myself why is it so many time I have seen this?  

Now just once in a while either I might add, I was at a LARGE chain food place you know with the Golden Arches...and there was this man who ordered a "Big M" this bastard ordered it as a Double "Big M" and a GIANT fry and a Large Diet Coke...Seriously you think the diet coke is going to stop the heart attack?  or maybe your diabetes? WTF? Now I am a firm believer you never know which sandwich it is that will cause your heart attack or which cola will cause you diabetic coma, but why a diet coke? For this I would hope if you are going out go out with a BANG!  I had a friend who used to do this, I asked her why she would say "I'm diabetic" I have others I know who do it who are on diets and then when asked why they do this its "I like the taste of diet better" lets be realistic here NONE OF US LIKE DIET SODA!  IT TASTES LIKE SHIT IN A CAN! 

People wake the fuck up if you are going to kill yourself do it with a smile on your face and a cold refreshing cold Coke in your hand! Not a diet drink that makes you think you are saving your life with the shitty stuff they put in any soda!  Better yet, next time order a bottle of water?

Dumb asses!

Where Oh Where Have All My Readers Gone?

  Hey wake the fuck up people...I used to have a bit of a following seems that after my long break no one reads or comments any more we will have to change that lol...I HAVE AN IDEA! wanna guess what it is?  I bet you can't!  So now that we have figured out how lets get to it you fools!  SHARE SHARE SHARE!  Let's get this party going, I want to go a politically incorrect page again like I used to...Shouldn't be to hard! I mean with all the stupid people out there to write about...LOL 

2 YEARS LATE AND MANY DOLLARS SHORT...

Sometimes I must admit I miss blogging about my life and all the things that go one...However I have learned over the years its a better outlet to blog then to plaster my business all over facebook cause most people their complain about EVERYTHING...From the pictures I post to the things I say to almost EVERYTHING! No one is ever happy, but like I once said before long ago somewhere on this page, FUCK YOU if you do not like the way I handle myself!  LOL I find that most people over time just care about one thing and that is what makes their world go round, seem that when I am down or sad, no one really cares just bitch in my comment box about them selves well guess what I DON'T give a flying fuck about you either!  So, sad too I have learned there are very few I can count on in life for many things especially support so for those of my family and friends who do care about me thank you for the rest of you self centered closed minded fucks you can sit back and eat my corn hole!

Now on to bigger and better sense I am here!  LOL

I am happy to announce I AM making my big splash back with some great news!  I am no longer across the hall from the Old fuck from hell...THANK YOU JESUS!  That mess ended up so bad I actually felt bad for that old bastard, yes ODB y'all...His daughter was a serious drug addict and turned out to be really sick she dumped her kids his deviant grand kids on his door step and out he moved cause his ass got evicted!

My food styles have changed a whole lot cause I am unable to afford to buy the things I did income changes however that was for the better I am now diabetic so I am trying my best to do better and eat better although I have my moments.

Andre is good he suffered a heart attack a few years back this is another reason I stopped blogging but with my health changes he has taken some too and we are on the road to recovery together!

So, my recent drama, well it really isn't mine but you know me I can't stay quiet about some folks and their Post Adolescent Idealistic Phase BS so here we go...(Hold on to your knickers girls)

So I have this friend who will remain nameless but she has this son who we will call DOUCHE...well my friends son decided one day to put his hands on his mama Douche had the po po called on him and was arrested she being a good mother dropped the charges but then he goes and starts fucking WW3 hence why he is "DOUCHE" now all this drama going on my poor friend who will still remain nameless has been crying her eyes out when she reaches out to DOUCHES girlfriend who we will call BITCH! Well Bitch decided to go off on my dear friend cause she was curious how things were going with the planning of her son to be born grandchild and Bitch went off like a pimp who ho didn't "meat" quota for the night...Now I have seen some grimy convos before in my life but bitch please you better hope to hell we never have to cross paths cause I will not be so nice if you ever spoke to me the way you spoke to her...I will cuss your sorry ass out from A to Z and I;ll even make up a few new words while I am on my way!  so to DOUCHE and BITCH grow the fuck up and realize some people aren't like you and want whats best for everyone, you get mad when things are slung into your face with warp speed but your sorry asses can't take it when its dished out back at you low life asses...this is just the tip of the ice burg I promise however to give more details as the week progresses I am wiped out...2am and I am still going on and on...

Oh how I have missed you my blogging family...lets have a party in your mouths and see who cums!

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

Until next time!

Where oh where has Carl gone oh where oh where can he be?

Well fuckers I am back!  LOL I know you all have miss my food and missed my drama with my neighbor but I took a break my Husband had a mild heart attack and I have been busy taking good care of him and just taking a well deserved break...So Watch out soon for new postings and new great heart healthy food...just cause he can not longer have salty sugary foods doesn't mean it can not be delicious!  Stay tuned for I will be back tonight with Chicken Pattie sandwiches and home made turkey rice soup DELICIOUS!  See ya then!

The Drama Continues...WW3 Rages On...

Well, I have been telling you all he struck again but this time was not with his usual style of antics...He actually knocked on my door what a dumb ass...

It was about 11:30am right after Andre had left for work...I thought it might be maintenance man but to my shock and dismay I opened my door and it was the "ODB" (Old Dirty Bastard).  I had to say to myself "Here we go!" So, I asked him what did he want 'cause I had nothing to say to him after his last battle of B.S. He started complaining about the noise Andre and I make in my apartment and how we need to be careful 'cause one of my other neighbors will report me..I was like "oh really?"  This old bitch just told me he called me into the office...lol What a douche bag...

Well, I had to call my lovely landlord to complain about my ice maker anyways so I called her we were giggling cause he had just hung up with her and she can not stand him...She told me he was threatening to go to the owner of the complex with his complaint so I need to get one up on him quick...So, I sat thinking what can I do other then take the photos of his past B.S. and bring them to the office so I can have them on record so if he does I am not going to get evicted...

So, I did just that...Well, I came back home sat down on my sofa and I heard this really loud noise sounded like it was coming from out side but umm no, it was coming from his apartment across the hall...this old bastard is so old he can not hear his TV was so loud the stuff in my apartment was rattling on my walls, i went and knocked on his door after i recorded the noise on cassette so I could give it to my landlord HA!  Well, he opened his door and laughed and said "I am sorry but is this bothering you?" I looked him dead in the eye and said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"  He of course shut the door in my face so now here come the fag drama lol this is what gets me...

The next morning he was leaving for work I guess and he knocked on my door, I had just sat d own with my coffee, he had the balls and i mean HUGE SACK to ask me "Hey, I am out of coffee do you think i could get a cup?"  Okay now I did this once before to someone cause they were talking shit to a friend of mine...I said "sure hang on", I grabbed his thermal mug filled it with a heaping serving of coffee but at the bottom of it i put a double dose of chocolate Exlax!  When I handed it to him I told him "I am not sure if you will like this its my special mocha brew."  He smiled and said "I do not mind I happen to enjoy some chocolate."  I fucking laughed so hard...

WELL....that will teach you to talk shit so now he will spend his day on the toilet knowing what its like to shit!

Teach your old ass to fuck with this fag...I warned you I was vicious...lol

So the epic WW3 rages on but another battle won by ME!

Tune in next week for "As Our Stomach Turns, These ARE The Gays Of Our Lives"

Later!

Beef, it's whats for dinner...

Well tonights dinner is just that BEEF!  no one can say Where's The Beef?" tonight...I have been slow cooking this brisket all day it is yummy and fork tender...as you can see it also has roasted vegies...which were delicious...I also made mint scented rice infused with cilantro...

Before I get to telling you how I made it I have to apologize I am not feeling up to par so one picture tonight and not a whole lot of wit...

This is going to sound a little tricky as to how I made the roast...Every time I make one in the slow cooker I always use carrots potatoes onions and a whole lot of seasonings...but I have learned now to save the left over gravy and freeze it for the next time i make a roast...so yummy perfectly flavored beef stock and then I tweak it here and there adding stuff like a bay leaf and some salt and pepper cause I also add more water tot he slow cooker with fresh vegies...YUM!!!!  Well it was cooking for almost 8 hours on low so it is juicy as can be and melts on your tongue!!  YAY!!!!

The rice I made like I said was mint scented cilantro infused rice very good  what I did was use mint water...instead of regular water I took some fresh mint and let it soak over night in a pitcher of water...YUMMY!  Then while cooking I added salt pepper garlic and cilantro DELICIOUS!!

The roasted vegies are a California Mix...broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots...I added onion and fresh garlic and lots of herbs rosemary thyme savory and poured a little e.v.o.o, in my 13x9 non-stick dish and roasted them on 300 for about a hour came out PERFECT!

Well you guys I hope you are feeling better then me but I did eat so that is a plus!  Hang in there tomorrow will be just as good if not better...HUGS from me to you and remember...Until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

ANNOUNCING THE WEDDING OF THE VIOLINIST AND THE CENTAUR

THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE!