The Drama Continues...WW3 Rages On...

Well, I have been telling you all he struck again but this time was not with his usual style of antics...He actually knocked on my door what a dumb ass...

It was about 11:30am right after Andre had left for work...I thought it might be maintenance man but to my shock and dismay I opened my door and it was the "ODB" (Old Dirty Bastard).  I had to say to myself "Here we go!" So, I asked him what did he want 'cause I had nothing to say to him after his last battle of B.S. He started complaining about the noise Andre and I make in my apartment and how we need to be careful 'cause one of my other neighbors will report me..I was like "oh really?"  This old bitch just told me he called me into the office...lol What a douche bag...

Well, I had to call my lovely landlord to complain about my ice maker anyways so I called her we were giggling cause he had just hung up with her and she can not stand him...She told me he was threatening to go to the owner of the complex with his complaint so I need to get one up on him quick...So, I sat thinking what can I do other then take the photos of his past B.S. and bring them to the office so I can have them on record so if he does I am not going to get evicted...

So, I did just that...Well, I came back home sat down on my sofa and I heard this really loud noise sounded like it was coming from out side but umm no, it was coming from his apartment across the hall...this old bastard is so old he can not hear his TV was so loud the stuff in my apartment was rattling on my walls, i went and knocked on his door after i recorded the noise on cassette so I could give it to my landlord HA!  Well, he opened his door and laughed and said "I am sorry but is this bothering you?" I looked him dead in the eye and said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"  He of course shut the door in my face so now here come the fag drama lol this is what gets me...

The next morning he was leaving for work I guess and he knocked on my door, I had just sat d own with my coffee, he had the balls and i mean HUGE SACK to ask me "Hey, I am out of coffee do you think i could get a cup?"  Okay now I did this once before to someone cause they were talking shit to a friend of mine...I said "sure hang on", I grabbed his thermal mug filled it with a heaping serving of coffee but at the bottom of it i put a double dose of chocolate Exlax!  When I handed it to him I told him "I am not sure if you will like this its my special mocha brew."  He smiled and said "I do not mind I happen to enjoy some chocolate."  I fucking laughed so hard...

WELL....that will teach you to talk shit so now he will spend his day on the toilet knowing what its like to shit!

Teach your old ass to fuck with this fag...I warned you I was vicious...lol

So the epic WW3 rages on but another battle won by ME!

Tune in next week for "As Our Stomach Turns, These ARE The Gays Of Our Lives"

Later!

Beef, it's whats for dinner...

Well tonights dinner is just that BEEF!  no one can say Where's The Beef?" tonight...I have been slow cooking this brisket all day it is yummy and fork tender...as you can see it also has roasted vegies...which were delicious...I also made mint scented rice infused with cilantro...

Before I get to telling you how I made it I have to apologize I am not feeling up to par so one picture tonight and not a whole lot of wit...

This is going to sound a little tricky as to how I made the roast...Every time I make one in the slow cooker I always use carrots potatoes onions and a whole lot of seasonings...but I have learned now to save the left over gravy and freeze it for the next time i make a roast...so yummy perfectly flavored beef stock and then I tweak it here and there adding stuff like a bay leaf and some salt and pepper cause I also add more water tot he slow cooker with fresh vegies...YUM!!!!  Well it was cooking for almost 8 hours on low so it is juicy as can be and melts on your tongue!!  YAY!!!!

The rice I made like I said was mint scented cilantro infused rice very good  what I did was use mint water...instead of regular water I took some fresh mint and let it soak over night in a pitcher of water...YUMMY!  Then while cooking I added salt pepper garlic and cilantro DELICIOUS!!

The roasted vegies are a California Mix...broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots...I added onion and fresh garlic and lots of herbs rosemary thyme savory and poured a little e.v.o.o, in my 13x9 non-stick dish and roasted them on 300 for about a hour came out PERFECT!

Well you guys I hope you are feeling better then me but I did eat so that is a plus!  Hang in there tomorrow will be just as good if not better...HUGS from me to you and remember...Until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

ANNOUNCING THE WEDDING OF THE VIOLINIST AND THE CENTAUR

THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE!

Good morning world...

Well good morning world, I have to say this morning was an interesting morning to say the least...I woke up with this foul and mysterious oder and could not figure out where it was coming from, so room by room I used the loving scent of Fabreeze with Gain apple mango tango scent and I figured it was coming from my kitchen...WOW...something down my drain smelled like it had died...so I didn't know what to do I put bleach down it nothing would get rid of the smell so I called my loving and beautiful neighbor Kim and asked her to stop by before she went into work...so she did and she was like "WOOOOOOW! what is that smell?"  I was like exactly!  LOL So she asked me if I had any lemon I was like yes but now is not the time for a glass of tea...she said "give me the lemon"  so I did and she put it down my garbage disposal...I had this look on my face like "oh no she didn't" and she looked at me and said "I bet you in 10 minutes this smell will be gone for good" I was like "oh no she didn't"  I love my lemon in my tea I was not happy she just put it all down my disposal lol...Well, lord knows I tried it all so I was like whatever...10 minutes went by that smell was gone she found the miracle cure for all smells, who the hell would have thought it would have been a damn lemon...LOL well thank you Kim and thank you god for those yummy delicious tart things I put in my tea and make the smell go away!  So when in doubt ladies and gents USE Lemons!  THEY WORK!!! 

Like Sookie Sanchez from "The Princess Diaries" says "May your day be sunny side up!" 

LATER!!!!!

Eating your memories...

I many years ago had this for dinner and it has always been a favorite of mine well tonight I had to make it for myself just to enjoy it one more time...and I must say crowd pleasing...I made minute steak with grilled onions and topped off with home made chimichurri I also made my sauteed brussels sprouts and baked potatoes with butter garlic and dill...yuuuuuummmmy!  I hope you all brought your appetite cause tonights dinner is going to make you hungry...So lets get started and see how it was made and remember if you have any ideas for me send me an email to evilchiapet@live.com I hope to hear from you guys....and soon!

As you can see here it looks like 2 pieces of steak no it was one really long steak wouldnt fit into my frying pan so I cut it in half...lol I seasoned it with a little salt and pepper then in the pan I added some e.v.o.o. and some diced onion and started cooking the onions until they started to caramelize then i threw one piece of the steak on seasoning the back side (remember there are 2 sides to meat why do you only season one side?) also with salt and pepper...cooking till done and doing the same to the second piece with the caramelized onions i kind of made a sandwich out of them between the 2 slices of meat then I topped with my home made chimichurri which is also simple and easy I diced onion garlic and cilantro added some e.v.o.o and some red wine vinegar and some salt and pepper...and just spooned it over it can be very potent tasting so be careful how much you use unless you LOVE the stuff like me...

The baked potatoes are always simple and easy well for some but here is my trick for a good potato...make sure its clean you do  not want to bite into a baked potato and get a mouth full of dirt, poke holes in it all around not 1 or 2 but a few holes i put about 7 to 10 in each of mine...Then I put them in the microwave for 10 minute...yes I use the microwave to make baked potatoes...I added butter to them as they came out a little salt pepper garlic powder and my signature sprinkle of dill....I HAVE to have Dill on my potatoes it makes them so delicious and WOW!  were they ever!

Now, for this my Brussels Sprouts these I am sure a lot of you do not like but I happen to love and this is why..I diced onion and garlic, my trick was bacon while cooking the onions and garlic I added the bacon some salt and pepper then i tossed in the Brussels Sprouts and sauteed them till cooked fully...As you can see WOW!  This is a side dish that even Iron Chef Bobby Flay should have on his menu...its is delicious and something that I think the masses should enjoy...So this is my dinner for tonight, What did you have?  I hope all of your meals are as delicious as mine...I have been working on my baking skills so I had one of my Enchanted Black Forest Cupcakes which were AMAZING once again!  LOL  So my advice to you is keep cooking what makes you happy and puts your soul at ease...its how you should live your life...Why eat cardboard when this stuff is so much better?!?!?!?

So my avid readers and amazing friends, until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!!!!

Enchanted Black Forest...

The Enchanted Black Forest...eat your heart out Robin Hood...this is not the Sherwood...

I have been going on and on for weeks saying I wanted to make this...My Cheesecake Stuffed black forest cupcakes...YUMMMMMMMMMY!  I have seen the TV show Cupcake Wars, they have nothing on this...Simple and easy to make...I have to toot my own horn and say this belongs in the hall of fame somewhere for the best of the best...But you have to taste to figure out for yourself..

I am sure you want to know how it was made so

 lets get down to that so you all can make 

some of your own...I stared out with my home made cheesecake but here is the trick i make a no bake cheesecake lol I get whipped cream cheese cool whip a half cup of sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla mix in a bowl set and let sit for a hour in the fridge YUM YUMMMMMMMMM!!!  

Then I took my cupcake paper cup out them in my tins added a table spoon of cheesecake to the cups then I made a box of Dunkin Heinz triple chocolate cake fulled my cups covering the cheesecake and baking them on 350 for 25 minutes...let and sit cool for a while to let the cheese cake reset it self cause it tends to drip out or bake over through...I put mine into the fridge for about a hour to let them cool enough so I can cut and add the cherries OH MY did I ever added cherries...and this is why I belong in the hall of fame...because ITS PERFECT well at least for me it is!  I hope this one will inspire you to bake cook or do something you crave, try it do not be scared if you mess up try again or get take out...lol

I love you my readers...Hope you had an amazing day!  I did...HUGS!!!

Until next time...PEACE LOVE AND CHICKEN GREASE!