Where oh where has Carl gone oh where oh where can he be?

Well fuckers I am back!  LOL I know you all have miss my food and missed my drama with my neighbor but I took a break my Husband had a mild heart attack and I have been busy taking good care of him and just taking a well deserved break...So Watch out soon for new postings and new great heart healthy food...just cause he can not longer have salty sugary foods doesn't mean it can not be delicious!  Stay tuned for I will be back tonight with Chicken Pattie sandwiches and home made turkey rice soup DELICIOUS!  See ya then!

The Drama Continues...WW3 Rages On...

Well, I have been telling you all he struck again but this time was not with his usual style of antics...He actually knocked on my door what a dumb ass...

It was about 11:30am right after Andre had left for work...I thought it might be maintenance man but to my shock and dismay I opened my door and it was the "ODB" (Old Dirty Bastard).  I had to say to myself "Here we go!" So, I asked him what did he want 'cause I had nothing to say to him after his last battle of B.S. He started complaining about the noise Andre and I make in my apartment and how we need to be careful 'cause one of my other neighbors will report me..I was like "oh really?"  This old bitch just told me he called me into the office...lol What a douche bag...

Well, I had to call my lovely landlord to complain about my ice maker anyways so I called her we were giggling cause he had just hung up with her and she can not stand him...She told me he was threatening to go to the owner of the complex with his complaint so I need to get one up on him quick...So, I sat thinking what can I do other then take the photos of his past B.S. and bring them to the office so I can have them on record so if he does I am not going to get evicted...

So, I did just that...Well, I came back home sat down on my sofa and I heard this really loud noise sounded like it was coming from out side but umm no, it was coming from his apartment across the hall...this old bastard is so old he can not hear his TV was so loud the stuff in my apartment was rattling on my walls, i went and knocked on his door after i recorded the noise on cassette so I could give it to my landlord HA!  Well, he opened his door and laughed and said "I am sorry but is this bothering you?" I looked him dead in the eye and said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"  He of course shut the door in my face so now here come the fag drama lol this is what gets me...

The next morning he was leaving for work I guess and he knocked on my door, I had just sat d own with my coffee, he had the balls and i mean HUGE SACK to ask me "Hey, I am out of coffee do you think i could get a cup?"  Okay now I did this once before to someone cause they were talking shit to a friend of mine...I said "sure hang on", I grabbed his thermal mug filled it with a heaping serving of coffee but at the bottom of it i put a double dose of chocolate Exlax!  When I handed it to him I told him "I am not sure if you will like this its my special mocha brew."  He smiled and said "I do not mind I happen to enjoy some chocolate."  I fucking laughed so hard...

WELL....that will teach you to talk shit so now he will spend his day on the toilet knowing what its like to shit!

Teach your old ass to fuck with this fag...I warned you I was vicious...lol

So the epic WW3 rages on but another battle won by ME!

Tune in next week for "As Our Stomach Turns, These ARE The Gays Of Our Lives"

Later!

Beef, it's whats for dinner...

Well tonights dinner is just that BEEF!  no one can say Where's The Beef?" tonight...I have been slow cooking this brisket all day it is yummy and fork tender...as you can see it also has roasted vegies...which were delicious...I also made mint scented rice infused with cilantro...

Before I get to telling you how I made it I have to apologize I am not feeling up to par so one picture tonight and not a whole lot of wit...

This is going to sound a little tricky as to how I made the roast...Every time I make one in the slow cooker I always use carrots potatoes onions and a whole lot of seasonings...but I have learned now to save the left over gravy and freeze it for the next time i make a roast...so yummy perfectly flavored beef stock and then I tweak it here and there adding stuff like a bay leaf and some salt and pepper cause I also add more water tot he slow cooker with fresh vegies...YUM!!!!  Well it was cooking for almost 8 hours on low so it is juicy as can be and melts on your tongue!!  YAY!!!!

The rice I made like I said was mint scented cilantro infused rice very good  what I did was use mint water...instead of regular water I took some fresh mint and let it soak over night in a pitcher of water...YUMMY!  Then while cooking I added salt pepper garlic and cilantro DELICIOUS!!

The roasted vegies are a California Mix...broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots...I added onion and fresh garlic and lots of herbs rosemary thyme savory and poured a little e.v.o.o, in my 13x9 non-stick dish and roasted them on 300 for about a hour came out PERFECT!

Well you guys I hope you are feeling better then me but I did eat so that is a plus!  Hang in there tomorrow will be just as good if not better...HUGS from me to you and remember...Until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

ANNOUNCING THE WEDDING OF THE VIOLINIST AND THE CENTAUR

THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE!

Good morning world...

Well good morning world, I have to say this morning was an interesting morning to say the least...I woke up with this foul and mysterious oder and could not figure out where it was coming from, so room by room I used the loving scent of Fabreeze with Gain apple mango tango scent and I figured it was coming from my kitchen...WOW...something down my drain smelled like it had died...so I didn't know what to do I put bleach down it nothing would get rid of the smell so I called my loving and beautiful neighbor Kim and asked her to stop by before she went into work...so she did and she was like "WOOOOOOW! what is that smell?"  I was like exactly!  LOL So she asked me if I had any lemon I was like yes but now is not the time for a glass of tea...she said "give me the lemon"  so I did and she put it down my garbage disposal...I had this look on my face like "oh no she didn't" and she looked at me and said "I bet you in 10 minutes this smell will be gone for good" I was like "oh no she didn't"  I love my lemon in my tea I was not happy she just put it all down my disposal lol...Well, lord knows I tried it all so I was like whatever...10 minutes went by that smell was gone she found the miracle cure for all smells, who the hell would have thought it would have been a damn lemon...LOL well thank you Kim and thank you god for those yummy delicious tart things I put in my tea and make the smell go away!  So when in doubt ladies and gents USE Lemons!  THEY WORK!!! 

Like Sookie Sanchez from "The Princess Diaries" says "May your day be sunny side up!" 

LATER!!!!!

Eating your memories...

I many years ago had this for dinner and it has always been a favorite of mine well tonight I had to make it for myself just to enjoy it one more time...and I must say crowd pleasing...I made minute steak with grilled onions and topped off with home made chimichurri I also made my sauteed brussels sprouts and baked potatoes with butter garlic and dill...yuuuuuummmmy!  I hope you all brought your appetite cause tonights dinner is going to make you hungry...So lets get started and see how it was made and remember if you have any ideas for me send me an email to evilchiapet@live.com I hope to hear from you guys....and soon!

As you can see here it looks like 2 pieces of steak no it was one really long steak wouldnt fit into my frying pan so I cut it in half...lol I seasoned it with a little salt and pepper then in the pan I added some e.v.o.o. and some diced onion and started cooking the onions until they started to caramelize then i threw one piece of the steak on seasoning the back side (remember there are 2 sides to meat why do you only season one side?) also with salt and pepper...cooking till done and doing the same to the second piece with the caramelized onions i kind of made a sandwich out of them between the 2 slices of meat then I topped with my home made chimichurri which is also simple and easy I diced onion garlic and cilantro added some e.v.o.o and some red wine vinegar and some salt and pepper...and just spooned it over it can be very potent tasting so be careful how much you use unless you LOVE the stuff like me...

The baked potatoes are always simple and easy well for some but here is my trick for a good potato...make sure its clean you do  not want to bite into a baked potato and get a mouth full of dirt, poke holes in it all around not 1 or 2 but a few holes i put about 7 to 10 in each of mine...Then I put them in the microwave for 10 minute...yes I use the microwave to make baked potatoes...I added butter to them as they came out a little salt pepper garlic powder and my signature sprinkle of dill....I HAVE to have Dill on my potatoes it makes them so delicious and WOW!  were they ever!

Now, for this my Brussels Sprouts these I am sure a lot of you do not like but I happen to love and this is why..I diced onion and garlic, my trick was bacon while cooking the onions and garlic I added the bacon some salt and pepper then i tossed in the Brussels Sprouts and sauteed them till cooked fully...As you can see WOW!  This is a side dish that even Iron Chef Bobby Flay should have on his menu...its is delicious and something that I think the masses should enjoy...So this is my dinner for tonight, What did you have?  I hope all of your meals are as delicious as mine...I have been working on my baking skills so I had one of my Enchanted Black Forest Cupcakes which were AMAZING once again!  LOL  So my advice to you is keep cooking what makes you happy and puts your soul at ease...its how you should live your life...Why eat cardboard when this stuff is so much better?!?!?!?

So my avid readers and amazing friends, until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!!!!

Enchanted Black Forest...

The Enchanted Black Forest...eat your heart out Robin Hood...this is not the Sherwood...

I have been going on and on for weeks saying I wanted to make this...My Cheesecake Stuffed black forest cupcakes...YUMMMMMMMMMY!  I have seen the TV show Cupcake Wars, they have nothing on this...Simple and easy to make...I have to toot my own horn and say this belongs in the hall of fame somewhere for the best of the best...But you have to taste to figure out for yourself..

I am sure you want to know how it was made so

 lets get down to that so you all can make 

some of your own...I stared out with my home made cheesecake but here is the trick i make a no bake cheesecake lol I get whipped cream cheese cool whip a half cup of sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla mix in a bowl set and let sit for a hour in the fridge YUM YUMMMMMMMMM!!!  

Then I took my cupcake paper cup out them in my tins added a table spoon of cheesecake to the cups then I made a box of Dunkin Heinz triple chocolate cake fulled my cups covering the cheesecake and baking them on 350 for 25 minutes...let and sit cool for a while to let the cheese cake reset it self cause it tends to drip out or bake over through...I put mine into the fridge for about a hour to let them cool enough so I can cut and add the cherries OH MY did I ever added cherries...and this is why I belong in the hall of fame...because ITS PERFECT well at least for me it is!  I hope this one will inspire you to bake cook or do something you crave, try it do not be scared if you mess up try again or get take out...lol

I love you my readers...Hope you had an amazing day!  I did...HUGS!!!

Until next time...PEACE LOVE AND CHICKEN GREASE!

The Famous Sausage and Peppers...

That is right! Ladies and Gents come one and come all...to the world of Carl where the food is great the drama is first class and well you get the point...

Today I made my famous sausage and peppers with a home made red sauce that is right no can food today...Sit back relax pull out your forks, pens and papers...Write it down take notes do what you need to do cause here we Goooooooooooooo.....

Well where to start so much to talk about lol...The Sausage is the only thing that came pre-made from the store I used about a pound of Italian style sausages...I cut them down into bite size pieces...I put a lil e.v.o.o in a pyrex baking tray put the sausage in and my trick for good crispy yummy sausage cover it while raw with garlic powder gives it a yummy garlic taste and crunch to that skin on the sausages...let that bake till cooked on 350/400...

In a skillet I sauteed onions garlic and peppers i added tomatoes to it seasons it up with oregano savory salt pepper a little sugar bay leaf and let that simmer while the mean cooked...till the tomatoes cooked out into a chunky sauce...omfg delicious...while all that was cooking again I asked Andre to make his famous rice and he did...made a perfect meal no way to top it...

I can not say I ever made it this good making the home made sauce is so much better then the canned stuff I am shocked and amazed, I have made it so many different ways but this tops them all I hope you all make it soon or one day try it on your own...If I can get one of you to try this I have succeeded in my mission of you trying something new and delicious...

Well, I have to say thank god it was in the budget to make it cause I have been craving it forever!  So I hope you enjoyed the look and if you cook it the taste of this stuff...  one day you just might....Well you all know what I say...Until next time...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

Beanies and Weenies...

Well I did not blog last night cause I decided to go easy and just make hot dogs but they were so good I had to blog about them anyway...Not only did we have hot dogs but chips mine came from the store "Lay's Salt N Vinegar"  and we also had baked beans which came from a can but I doctored them up to make them taste home made and I also sauteed onions for the hot dogs and crisp ones for the top of my beans....

My hot dogs were Hebrew Nationals, which I love but I do not understand why they only give you 7 per pack OK they make 8 buns and 7 dogs not good marketing if you ask me...but delicious!

My Beans came out fabulous like I said I doctored them up, they were caned Bush's onion flavored baked beans I added a little mustard and sugar and as you can see I made some crispy onions for the top which brought it to perfection...How do you make you beans I would love to know some people i hear use apples and bacon and some people just eat them right out of a can...how do you like yours?  I would love to hear...

So until tonight make something that will get you smiling...HUGS!

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

Meat and Potatoes...Hmmmm...

Well I was totally inspired to cook this meal after watching food network this morning being they are doing comfort food weekend so I made one of my favorite comfort foods..Meatloaf and Potatoes with of course my twist not like everyone elses moms meatloaf its mine all mine!  LOL lots of local fresh ingredients and well love and time from my heart...so lets see what you think of what I made...send me COMMENTS!  Now on with I did exactly...lol  here we go...

Meatloaf yummy...I took ground beef and left over chorizo I finely chopped 2 slices of onion 4 garlic cloves yellow pepper and orange pepper salt pepper egg ketchup and i didnt use bread crumbs i used mashed potato flakes...lol yes that is correct...i said it instant potatoes lol I was out of bread crumbs so had to find something to bind it...well i mixed allt hat together well and then into the pan in the oven and baked for about 45 minutes on 350 degrees and it came out perfect juicy and delicious...try it next time no bread crumbs use the potato flakes lol its a great trick and holds moisture better then the bread crumbs i glazed the out side with a little worcestershire sauce and ketchup and let it caramelize DELICIOUS!!!!!

On to the potatoes which I have to give credit to my mother-in-law she made something similar I can never duplicate them and she said she doesn't do recipes so I tried to break it down...I took mini red potatos cut them in half then boiled them....till soft...I added garlic and red onion diced small and finely and cilantro I added olive oil and a little apple cider vinegar   salt and pepper...I mixed it well and then let them sit and cool to room temp together to allow the potatoes to soak up all the flavor and I must say "HELLO WHY AREN'T COOKING THIS NOW?"  They are so good makes you want to know why you were missing these and want to hit someone...lol They are truly that great...Well another day has gone by and less stress for once and I am glad for that and to end it with a great meal...I did cheat for dessert though I had Little Debbies Zebra Cakes LOL I know a cheat but I had to they are so good...

Well until tomorrow enjoy your food and take the time to invest in making it great...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

AM I WORTH BEING A FRIEND?

I have been so excited for the last 2 months, a dear friend of mine was moving back to the state I live in and how exciting was it that she was going to stop by and see me on her way to her new home cause I was on the way...I have not see her in almost 15 years. I guess I should have know better then to trust the word of someone I thought I knew, maybe wishful thinking and loneliness helped me with the desire to want to see her so bad and her family now she is a mom and her kids seemed so awesome when we would be on the phone for hours a day...

Your not showing up answering my text or calls allows me to know how you fell about me as a whole but seriously why do that?  If you are not going to make it or come by just say so no need to leave me feeling like I do not deserve to be a friend...I wish nothing but happiness for you and your family I always have your back in all conversations even if I feel your wrong...What did I do?  I talked to you this morning at 7am and you should be here by now...and yet still nothing...Well I give up maybe I am just destined to be friendless and not worth being around...I hope you my readers never have to go through that...It hurts more then you know to feel like you have been kicked in the chest...and then laughed at while you were down...I hope one day my friend calls me and tells me she is okay and that she is not hurt and that the kids are fine...she made it safely to her destination and that she was sorry she had to make it faster then normal or something happened and she couldn't stop...but until then thank you for being a friend to me when I needed it and thank you for the laughs and tears and even the sleepless nights...I hope you are safe in the world and I pray you are all okay...

WW3 wages on...HAHAHAHA

WOW, you tune in today for another episode of "As our stomach turns, these are the gays of our lives..." Look here yall his old dirty nasty ass lost his keys so now he is not only nasty and dirty but senile to boot, great we got crazies among us now...Well he didn't mess with me this morning but it makes me wonder should i fuck with him? I mean after all he did put that dirty nasty mean infested shit in front of my door to make me ill...LOL

So...what do you all think?  Bottle rockets in the hole or fire crakers?  hahahahaha I am so evil I would love to watch his mean and surly ass jump out of his bed and run like someone was shooting at him...hahahaha  So you as my avid readers tell me what do you think?  hmmmmmmmm

Why would it look like this unless someone took the lock off cause they lost their keys?  my complex charges $50 lost key replacement fee I wonder whats going to happen when the man comes down stairs cause remember I have an employee of the complex who lives above me...

So ladies and gets tune in tomorrow or later today to see what comes of this 1am raid on his front door...I think this old bastard needs to just pack his shit and move...I am so tired of smelling burned fish cause he can not cook and omfg whats with setting his apartment on fire every other night...I am scared HOLD ME!!!

Until then Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

I think your full of bologna!

Okay, well I made dinner early tonight, I am so excited to say this dinner is dedicated to my Mom and my dear friends Deanna & Erica...

My mom growing up used to have to make ends meat by buying a lot of condensed soups and stuff for us to eat cause it was cheap and warm and filled us up on cool South Florida nights...So I did what she used to do make the soup and doctor it up with a few things to make it taste better...I added a little pepper rosemary and thyme and followed the directions on the Campbell's soup can, not only was it amazing but it tasted like home if you know what I mean...I miss the simple things sometimes so this one was for you Mom...I know you in heaven smiling cause you taught me right!

This next one goes out to my dear and close friends Deanna & Erica, even though you both do not know each other you both have a thing for grilled cheese with bologna and I had to give you both a shot out here...I wanted plane old grilled cheese but then I said "hmmm I am feeling a little dangerous." lol So, I used my bologna to make it better...As you can see from the gooey cheese oozing out the side over the bologna it was made with love and you know how much love it was when it went down so quickly..LOL  I do not use butter I used Country Crock Spread to make mine, it tends to leave a real crispness to it so I do not fix what is not broken...

So to all my adoring fans I have plans on making a few things some of you had suggested but when the budget allows...so keep reading and if you have any recipes you want me to try send them to my email  E-MAIL subject "recipe for blog" and I will do what I can when the time allows....

I hope tonight you all run to your fridge and whip up something wonderful simple is always easy and delicious...

Until next time Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

RANT TIME!!!! BUCKLE UP BITCHES!

OMFG I know I just posted about last nght dinner but I have to go on to this post because it happened among my being upset and I didn't get a chance to blog about it...So here we go...You all remember the nasty dirty old man from across the hall?  Well he officially started WW3 with me...and as most of you my avid readers know...I am one to hold a serious grudge...So lets g et the story rolling before me the Official Drama Queen gets started on something else...

So the other day I woke up early to take my dog out side cause he had to go he was whining....so Andre and myself decided to go out and walk him...As we open the door my dog went running for this package on the floor pressed up against my door wrapped in foil it was something rotten of course with some kind of cake put on top...it was a meat mixture...so here is a photo of that nasty stuff...So we thought maybe my neighbor upstairs had dropped it taking out his trash until we looked up and saw on my neighbors door across the hall a letter on his door to all of us his neighbors...

Finally he decided to get rid of his bugs!  YAY!  however why would you put that nasty shit in front of my door unless you wanted to get them to go into my apartment thinking they would run to it...OK ASSHOLE!  Now its time for me to get mad!  So I had some facial masks doctors wear from when I was in the hospital I saved some I noticed his door was open, so I went into his newly clean apartment and opened all the windows letting the roach bombs and poison go out the windows...lol he was gone all day so it was pretty easy...well as pay back lets just say my dog Buddy had fun in his apartment...I let him in after 2 hours of airing it out and lets just say he did his business and thats all she wrote...Well 3 hours later when he got home he decided to call the police wanting to know why or who broke into his apartment...well I got a knock at the door and guess who Lake City Police...LOL God love these southern women...so I told her he has been harassing me and my neighbor upstairs vouched for that and the cop giggled stayed for some sweet tea and then said her fair wells and off she went like a fart in the wind...So now I am sure this is the calm before the store cause this happened a few days ago...But, we will see I am praying he stops his crap now and gets with it, I filed a letter with my complex and there was a notice posted on his door for a fine of $150 for leaving garbage in the hallways...cause I gave them a picture of the pink crap with meat in it...So Old dirty nasty man across the hall...I hope you learned your lesson NEVER MESS WITH A FAG!  We are vicious and mean!  Can be you best friend or your enemy...So until next time you old bastard...I won this battle but the war still wages on!!

Tune in next time for more of "As our stomach turns, these are the gays of our lives..."

Perfection on a Plate!

 Well I did not forget about you guys last night, but I have been having a rough few days with the loss of a dear friend...so I did cook last night I made chicken broccoli mushroom alfredo served over ricotta stuffed spinach tortellini was delicious I wish you guys would have all been here for dinner I made way to much and well lets just say i got plenty in the freezer for another few nights worth of dinner...

So lets get started on breaking it down for you all so you can make your own or so you can get to the store and be inspired to make something for yourselves!!!  HERE WE GO!

Well we started off with sheets of spinach pasta ( i bought a tortellini maker at tj maxx) my ricotta filling is simple just ricotta and some fresh garlic minced down...then you boil it till its tender for you the sheets of pasta I bought at the local grocery store...they looked like green wanton wrappers lol...as far as my sauce goes that was a little tricky, first in a frying pan i sauteed the onions mushrooms peppers broccoli garlic in some e.v.o.o. the i drained out the extra oil...in the same pan I put heavy cream and lots of Parmesan cheese adding some salt pepper and sugar to taste keep it on a low light so it didn't curdle...then in my grill pan i cooked a chicken breast rill perfect with a little salt and pepper nothing more then i shredded it with 2 forks added it to the vegie mix and then added all that to the sauce poured it over my pastas and THERE YOU GO!  perfect chicken broccoli mushroom alfredo with peppers onion and garlic...Was a meal fit for a king...or QUEEN!  LOL

Well I hope you are inspired to cook for your loved ones or for yourselves...Until nest time keep you kitchens clean and you hunger under control...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

Chori-zo DELICIOUS!

WOW!  I never thought I would say I could give Julia Childs a run for her money...I love Julia but she NEVER cooked like this!

I have to say this dish was inspired by a dear friend of mine named Roly...he talked about this special delicious sausage I have had before but never in a manor of the star of a dish!  So my darling sister gurl Roly...this is for you!  Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Tonights dish was simple yet special...It had all kinds of stuff in it so lets break it down so you all can make it for you selves...

I started out with a pot of white rice...In the frying pan I sauteed onions, garlic, mushrooms, broccoli, cilantro salt pepper sason all in some e.v.o.o then i added the CHORIZO! YUMMY...for those of you who do not know what it is...Its a Spanish style sausage with a hint of spice and delicious I will be making this again...Well after it browned, I added it to the rice and stirred it all together making a one potter out of it to flavor the rice...SIMPLE!  Now I am sure you see white stuff on top but it is not and I promise you not Dandruff it is however its called "Queso Fresco" aka Mexican crumbling cheese for those of you who who do not know its like Feta cheese but no where near as salty and tastes much better I think I found my new favorite crumbling cheese...

So tonights dinner was a success but I do need to apologize to a few of my readers...I have not been blogging because I ate out one night and the other night I made a frozen pizza LOL...So, now I am making it up to you!

Also you can now COMMENT with out having to sign up or in...I set it up this way so please when you comment on my blogs let me know who you are so I can say hello and thank you!

Until tomorrow...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

OMFG So Yummy Bolognese over Rice!

This is the Recipe I followed to the T, old Italian recipe from a dear friend of mine for a long time!! DELICIOUS!!!

Easy to follow recipe and takes a while to make so you can try this at home but be prepared to be in the kitchen for a little while or serve it for a dinner party always yummy!!!

1/4 pound pancetta chopped finely
1/2 pound ground pork
1/2 pound ground beef
1 (15oz.) can while tomatoes
1(15 oz.) can tomato sauce
1 med. onion chopped
5 garlic cloves
1 stalk of celery
1 carrot
fresh oregano
fresh basil
kosher salt and pepper to taste
1/2 cup milk or cream
1/2 cup red wine
some e.v.o.o.

Chop the pancetta very good and brown in a pan like back and drain...

Peal and chop onion garlic cloves basil oregano celery and carrot, put in a large skillet on med-high setting heat e.v.o.o. Add the vegie mix cook for about 5 minutes until the vegies start to get tender put the vegies in a bowl and save for later...

Return the skillet to the head add the beef and pork brown into small clumps add the vegie mix milk or cream red wine salt and pepper the tomatoes after being chopped a little and the tomato sauce as well, MIX ALL VERY WELL!  cover the skillet and simmer over low to med heat for about 30 minutes.

Then make your rice or pasta which ever your prefer serve with some parm cheese on top and maybe a sprig of fresh baisl...only to you liking...this is not a every day meal however it is one for the record books!!!  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it...try it soon...

Well until tomorrow night in the kitched I must bid you a fair-well from my house to yours...

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

"I am ready for my close you Mr. DeMille."

So this morning I wake up to find more drama just knocking at my door...why does it have to happen to me and the people I know?  LOL So there was a knock at my door this morning it was the girl who works in my office named "Farryn."  She was so scared and worried cause she had lost a key to one of the showing apartments and wanted to know if she could show someone my apartment cause she couldnt get into the one next door...I was like "umm no" so she started screaming like a wild woman there was a car coming up the road and this drama queen go and stands in the street like she wants to get hit...Well it turns out the Manager of the complex told her is she messes up again she will be for the lack of better words "fired."  Well, poor Miss Farryn she needs to get her head right so I asked the manager if she could take 5 minutes and just take a breather cause they were all out side my building fighting and I am so sick of hearing people go back and forth all the time...well he said yes, so I told her to come sit down and relax and as she does she starts taking notes in her little book I asked her what she was writing...lol (you know me I am nosy as hell) Well, it turns out she was writing a list of things she found wrong in my apartment and why she would never ask me to show my place again well the #1 reason on her list was my tv wasn't on a stand i have it on my coffee table...I was like wtf now I was getting offended...

.So I asked her to leave she giggled and said thanks for the sit down but I have been throw out of better places...now if you know me in person my head tilted like a dog and my ears perked up like this picture here...And I told her ass to get the fuck out of my house and go back to sucking the bosses dick cause she seemed to be good at that...well thats the rumor anyways...lol

Well less then 10 minutes later I got the boss the manager knocking on my door asking me why I would imply such a thing he is married...I am like seriously?  I shut the door in his face...Well that was just what I wanted my day to start off as, so I could not let that go...you know me so I went online found a sign as you see here posted to the left...and gave it to the other property manager who I wont name here and she posted it in their office doors for ma little note attached saying "Don't fuck with me I know your wife!"

So todays drama is over I hope lets pray no more comes of it...tune in next week for more"As our stomach turns these are the gays of our lives..."

Okay seriously....

So, how do we discuss this?  seriously for those of you who do not need to worry about your budget lol...you will never have to worry about this...I today realized that we were running out of toilet paper so we only had a few dollars so I asked Andre to get a 4 pack of angel soft which is like $2 at the local market but he came home with this...gloating about how he saved some money and I was like Dumb founded!  He spent $1.19 on this...now I got a lot of booty to wipe so this is going to be tricky as hell...not to mention hard cause this stuff is thin like truck stop toilet paper thin...and i don't want to get poo on my fingers...LOL So, now every time I sit down until Monday to go poop I am going to be nick naming myself poo wad...LMFAO for fear I am going to get a wad of poo on my finger tips ewwwwwwww... seriously I love you baby but next time the 81 cents is well worth the non-poopy fingers...LOL not to mention my poor dog got cheap store brand food lol not that its bad just i hope he eats it...lol after his bacon escapade this week...So all in all an eventful night around here I hope you all have better luck in the pooper then I do lol Value Time...more like Time to invest in dial anti-bacterial soap....SAVE ME!  Seriously...anyone?  lol

COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!!

"COME AND GET IT!!!! DING DING DING!  DINNERS READY!" those are the famous words of my mother I remember her calling us for dinner many nights like that!

Tonight I didn't do much for dinner I had left overs pork chops beans and rice again but that is what happens when your broke or just cook to much lol...Left overs are a good thing give time for all the flavors to develop together to make you meal taste great...s

I did and I took more photos of course so lets get to it...

As you can see the pork looks delicious smothered in onions garlic like always however i love the crispy on it makes for yummy tails to tell your bloggers if anything gets a little crispy do not be scared epically pork, those ends that have the fat that crisp up "OH EM GEE" umm ya this is the best part EVER!  Slowly take it all in on your lips and pass it onto your tongue and then on your teeth as you taste the yumminess slide down your throat, no this is not a porn people just GREAT food!

I also made fresh yellow rice as you can see to go with the left over black beans yummy!  I swear I wish someone would have taught me how to make rice on the stove years ago I was making it int he microwave for a long time...it is so fluffy and perfect and well better to taste for yourself...I suggest you make this soon if you need to know how check the past blogs I can not wait till Mondays dinner...Its a surprise so tune in and we will see what comes your way...

I hope you all had a wonderful day and I can not wait to see what tomorrow brings...See yall then HUGS!!

PEACE LOVE AND CHICKEN GREASE!

Why me? WHY ME?

Okay so I got woken up this morning to all kinds of love and goodies at 7am my hubby leaves for work which was awesome he woke me up saying bye and kissing me...well I decided to come online to just check my FarmVille and yes I am a FarmVille addict and I need rehab...but i said no no no...LOL

Well I get on Facebook and after a day yesterday of hair splitting drama that would make the Pope himself weep, it continued on with receiving message after message after message of someone playing the victim roll why me why me boo hoo someone please tell me why me...I am so FUCKING OVER IT!  I do not know how many time I have to tell someone I am done with your friendship and please remove me until they get it...well I checked they removed me but the messages keep coming, I mean I know there is a block feature but it is kind of like Howard Stearn you listen only to see what they will say next....LOL I know I am a drama queen and maybe I am asking for trouble but I am done so I sent this long email to them in hopes they find a way to get over it and stop messaging me...How many of you out there have actually told someone to leave you alone and then it turns out they just linger around like a fart in hopes you will still love them like a lost puppy...

 

WHY ME!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

I used to get told the sun does not rise and set in the crack of my ass but it seem with this one it does how do I shake it?  I mean I would pray that they get the point but I need to know in case they do not how do I get rid of someone who just wont go away with out blocking them?  I really need to figure this out so if you my avid readers have any advice this morning over coffee lets talk about it I would really like to know!!  Well, as Sookie Sanchez said on the princess diaries "Hope your day is sunny side up!"

Hope you have a better morning then I have had!  See you all tonight, I am craving pork so we will see whats for dinner later tonight I am not in the mood to go raid my freezer at the moment...LOL

Until tonight remember, in the famous words of Ivana Trump "Don't get mad, get everything!"

LATER!

Shrimp and Potatoes?

 I have to say after tonights dinner I think I belong in the cooking hall of fame...I made shrimp this evening and wow is all i can say...As you see here pictured to the left is just one of the photos I will be posting this evening. Dinner tonight was so good it deserves more then one photo of each thing I made being that a picture is worth a thousand words well tonight they are worth a few million...I have to say I wasn't in the mood to cook tonight but that changed when I walked into the kitchen and saw the shrimp defrosting...lol

As you can also see I make my delicious home made fries...sadly I didn't have any e.v.o.o. so I had to use vegetable oil and I had to barrow that from a neighbor lol TY MATT AND AMBER!  I need to go shopping on Monday when I have the chance and money...Well they still came out awesome cause I made them with love and the perfect seasoning as always lol I am also starting to figure out the trick of taking good photos with my digi cam...tell me what you think of the new photos and how I took them...I would appreciate it very much!

 The shrimp were very easy to make I put some butter in the pan let that brown a little then I threw in the shrimp, garlic green onions and cilantro, then I added salt pepper cumin sason and a little cayenne pepper for kick and 2 table spoons of ketchup believe it or not I added it because I was our of my diced tomatoes...but the sweetness and vinegar in the ketchup gave it a great sweetness to it and a wonderful tomato flavor which made it perfect...never knock it till you try it!!  IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!! I also added a few herbs, some Savory and some basil and some onion powder to give it a hint of solid onion...was GREAT!!!

now my fries are the same as always I never change this recipe cause I love them so much and hot they taste....so for a quick reminder I slice down potatoes put a table spoon of oil in a 9"x13" pan then I use salt pepper onion powder garlic powder cayenne pepper and a sason pack which is a variety of things in it you would have to call them and ask them...lol I am not 100% sure but its YUMMY on anything!  bake them till golden brown and then serve hot I like mine a little crispy so i put them under the broiler after tehy are cooked to get them really crispy but thats my trick don't tell anyone!  shhhhhhh...

Well that is my dinner for tonight I really hope you get a chance to try it or make it for yourself so you can understand why I say it is one for the books cause it really is!  I hope you all had a good dinner tonight as well, drop me a email or comment on here or facebook this way you can tell me what you made if you want me to make something you love drop me a recipe and I will plan it into my meals for the week!  Hope to hear from you all soon!  HUGS!

Peace Love and Chicken Grease!

Bologna!

Where to start about this miracle meat...I have to say I love me some bologna, I know sounds so nasty epically after how I cook, but where to start nothing like like it with a little mayo and mustard...sometimes I crave it and it makes me feel so nasty..It is not the healthiest of meats cause god only knows what really goes into it but slap it between 2 pieces of bread and you got your self a meal fit for a king...

Now I know some of you are sitting there lying to yourselves thinking "ewwwww, bologna is gross" but please you know you love it just admit it to yourself and say hey hes right!  CAUSE I AM!   Soooooo, now that you heard it from me its okay go enjoy your cheap $1.50 pack of bologna and eat it...ENJOY!  I know I will!