OMFG I know I just posted about last nght dinner but I have to go on to this post because it happened among my being upset and I didn't get a chance to blog about it...So here we go...You all remember the nasty dirty old man from across the hall? Well he officially started WW3 with me...and as most of you my avid readers know...I am one to hold a serious grudge...So lets g et the story rolling before me the Official Drama Queen gets started on something else...
So the other day I woke up early to take my dog out side cause he had to go he was whining....so Andre and myself decided to go out and walk him...As we open the door my dog went running for this package on the floor pressed up against my door wrapped in foil it was something rotten of course with some kind of cake put on top...it was a meat mixture...so here is a photo of that nasty stuff...So we thought maybe my neighbor upstairs had dropped it taking out his trash until we looked up and saw on my neighbors door across the hall a letter on his door to all of us his neighbors...
Finally he decided to get rid of his bugs! YAY! however why would you put that nasty shit in front of my door unless you wanted to get them to go into my apartment thinking they would run to it...OK ASSHOLE! Now its time for me to get mad! So I had some facial masks doctors wear from when I was in the hospital I saved some I noticed his door was open, so I went into his newly clean apartment and opened all the windows letting the roach bombs and poison go out the windows...lol he was gone all day so it was pretty easy...well as pay back lets just say my dog Buddy had fun in his apartment...I let him in after 2 hours of airing it out and lets just say he did his business and thats all she wrote...Well 3 hours later when he got home he decided to call the police wanting to know why or who broke into his apartment...well I got a knock at the door and guess who Lake City Police...LOL God love these southern women...so I told her he has been harassing me and my neighbor upstairs vouched for that and the cop giggled stayed for some sweet tea and then said her fair wells and off she went like a fart in the wind...So now I am sure this is the calm before the store cause this happened a few days ago...But, we will see I am praying he stops his crap now and gets with it, I filed a letter with my complex and there was a notice posted on his door for a fine of $150 for leaving garbage in the hallways...cause I gave them a picture of the pink crap with meat in it...So Old dirty nasty man across the hall...I hope you learned your lesson NEVER MESS WITH A FAG! We are vicious and mean! Can be you best friend or your enemy...So until next time you old bastard...I won this battle but the war still wages on!!
Tune in next time for more of "As our stomach turns, these are the gays of our lives..."
Ohhhhh snap!
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